Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,385 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (85/425 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (150/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (130/500 points)
Medals Earned: 13/44 (105/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/265 points)
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Charge the enemy 15 times
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Create your first band
Get 5 stars of popularity!
Finish a game
Bribe a Twitter Mom.
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Well, at least he asked this time around.
Because pendants are for the next lesson.
Shiny.
Yummy.
Here, have this Baby Nora instead.
A rare first love success story.
Better luck next time...
Isn't it nice? No drama, just music.
Salty ice cream.
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Open the options menu
Earn 5 blue stars
Earn 10 blue stars
Earn 5 gold stars
Earn 10 gold stars
Open the Options->Accessibility menu
Open the tips menu
Open the Options->Miscellaneous menu
Open the Options->Controls menu
Earn 15 blue stars
Earn 21 blue stars
Earn 15 gold stars
Earn 21 gold stars
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the knife!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Publish 2 Micro Games
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Complete the Tutorial
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
